You will remember the photos from last week, where the new face and body of Heidi Montag were revealed in the pages of People magazine. The magazine did the whole exclusive bit and kept Montag captive the entire time. For keeping her away from the spotlight, I sent them a muffin basket and I advise you all to do the same. Seriously, I mean it, drop what you’re doing and mail them.
Montag did an interview with Good Morning America today, it won’t embed, you can watch the video at the source. You all, rightly, mocked her when her People cover came out. You pointed, laughed, and said she looked like she’d aged 15 years. As usual, readers, you’re not wrong. If you thought she looked bad in an airbrushed still, you’re going to crap your pants when you see this. Montag was on the morning ABC show, basically regurgitating a bunch of stuff she already told People. What we do learn is that, despite her denials, she is clearly a surgery addict. Her breasticles are nearly as big as her head and she claims that they are not big enough. Whatever she did to her cheeks is bizarre and she looks like her own, deformed, much-older sibling. It’s grotesque. I mean, I’m about one minute into the video linked and I feel like I’m going to pass out unless I come up for air. Any raucous laughter from the idiot interviewer calling Montag smart will soon be stifled when you see this woman try to talk using her new face.
Image & story ABC/ Good Morning America, People thanks to Cele|Bitchy.
she looks like some sort of mutated housewife or something. wtf?!?
I agree, it’s sad and she looks so much worse than she can even comprehend.
I was thinking she looks like some pricey blow-up doll head!
Agreed, she looks like a Real Doll. Ew.