Heidi Montag isn’t really relevant this week. Especially since people have poked holes in her ridiculous sex tape story with Spencer Pratt (to whom, I gather, she’s still legally married). So, she’s having to work overtime to conjure reasons for people to keep writing about her. Writing a message on Twitter announcing that you’re taking some alone time to massage your special places, to her credit, is a pretty sure fire way to get the job done. Montag’ll be irrelevant again next week. Don’t you worry. So, we’ll probably get a Tila Tequila-style twitter message announcing that she’s masturbating to the tune of She’ll Be Comin’ Round The Mountain, will filming another sex tape with Karissa Shannon.
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