I don’t really know what to make of this photo shoot of Glee’s Heather Morris with Tyler Shields, except to say it’s basic as f**k. The theme is ‘Even Barbie bruises.’ Or something. I was so distracted by the off-key domestic violence subtext, I couldn’t make more of it. That’s what this shoot is, right? It’s, like, sexy domestic violence where everyone has really pretty hair. I know I had pretty hair and a Sears dress the last time I was beat on for singeing the ironing. Hmm… if you can handle all the basic in this shoot, there’s more and a video below.