Add Heather Mills to the growing pile of delusional celebrities who have a Shipment of Fail sized lack of grasp on how the effing Internet works. Though not as cuckoo as the Co$ claiming that they can rid the net of any “Black PR” about themselves, this is pretty out there.
Though she spent the bulk of last year annoying the heck out of the media and foisting herself in front of any and all available camera equipment, Mills says that she is not yet done trying to control the media’s perception of her. She claims that she is going to “clear the Internet” of all the rampant lies about her.
The ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney has already taken legal action against a number of outlets after growing tired of reading “damaging” rumours about her personal life.
“I stopped reading stories about myself a number of years ago. I just thought ‘this is just a waste of time’, but recently I’ve been going through the Internet, clearing up [rumours],” Mills told WENN. “I’ve got five apologies so far from [the] British media and I’ve got many thousands to go. I plan to clear the Internet so my daughter doesn’t read all the lies when she’s 12.”
She later described her campaign as “cathartic” and thanked the public for their “amazing” support.
Yep, and shortly afterward, I shall go and try to pull down all the provocative pictures of me floating around, thanks to a web-savvy bastardo ex-BF. Once porn/ nude pics anything is out there about you, there is NO taking it back, Mills.
Image credit to Tom Meinelt-Jackson Lee/Splash.
ugh….I do not like her at all. She looks even worse with this wanna-be diva do. Get over yourself Mills!
Hey honey, welcome back.
Mills is a sad case and so desperate to stay in the headlines. I really feel like yelling at her “take your GD milions and go away!”
If she gives Paul his money back, I promise I’ll write something nice about her once a month.
Damn, I want in on that. Count me in too!!!
I love the pic you posted of Heather!!!! It is one of her glamour shots, haha. I just had to say that.
Hehe, it’s like the one good picture I found of her. She always looks so GD sour!
[...] Heather Mills does not understand the interwebs. I do not understand her hair and lipstick. (amygrindhouse) [...]
so, now that she’s robbed…er was awarded Sir Paul’s money, she wants to take out her fustration on the net? Can’t we just lock her away with those Hills douches and Tom Cruise? Maybe put them all on a deserted islan with no food or water and see who survies the longest.
I thought we were safe online too, seems not. Is there some kind of net jail that I don’t know about. If so, let’s put her in there. I’m all for seeing who can duke it out for the longest!
I think it’s in the same place thet you go to get youtube checks (it was in an episode of South Park a couple of season ago) lol I betyou could make that a pay-per-view fight nd even the most conservative bible beaters would give up their weekly tithe to watch it…lol
[...] Heather Mills plans to “clear the internet.” Freak! (AG) [...]
“thanks to a web-savvy bastardo ex-BF”
Oh, you dated him too, huh?
Heh.
Honest to God, when I saw that picture, I went, “Is that Courtney LOVE?? Oh. Duh – I mean, P!NK?? Wait. I mean, Victoria BECKHAM??” (Look, don’t laugh – I’m really tired and can’t keep most celebs straight even on a good day.)
Perhaps you can make sure she sees a copy of this comment, though we should annotate it in case there’s any question as to my point:
“Get over yourself, sweetie, because you are not NEARLY as big a deal as you think you are.”
Hi elayne, thanks for all the comments today
I jest about an imaginary idiot BF, but it seemed like something that could have happened whilst I was drunk one time. A couple of people have commented about the image. The reason I picked it is that any remotely flattering/ non sourpuss images of her are like gold dust.