Has Hell Frozen Over?

I’ll just spit it out, before I vomit Cheetos all over my keyboard, Miley Cyrus is apparently being positioned to score an Academy Award (Oscar) nomination, for the song she “co-wrote” and performed for the Disney movie, ‘Bolt’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Stab me in the eye with stale cheese doodlez and shove heroin laced cotton-candy in my ears, plehz. Slutty Cyrus, prosti-tot extraordinaire, has about as much musical talent as my morning bowel movement, so how in the phuck did she even get on the radar of the Oscar panel?!?

According to MTV News:

For the song “I Thought I Lost You,” which Cyrus wrote with Jeffrey Steele and performs with John Travolta in the movie “Bolt,” the 15-year-old “Hannah Montana” star is listed as a presumptive favorite in the category of Best Original Song by several Oscar handicappers, most notably The Los Angeles Times.

She’s a truly cross-platform sensation — a TV star, platinum recording artist and a burgeoning big-screen playmaker — but you’ll never guess what Miley Cyrus is potentially poised to do next: win an Academy Award?

It [doesn't]  surprise executive producer John Lasseter in the least. 

“[The song] so sums up the theme of this film. You know, a dog and its owner and they both were separated, but they love each other so much — there’s such an emotional payoff when these characters get reunited, and I think that’s what this song’s about,” he said. “When [Miley and John] sang it, it just really, really works. I mean, it’s a great song unto itself, but it really works in the movie.”

DOES MILEY CYRUS DESERVE AN OSCAR NOD? 

[IMAGE CREDIT: Russ Einhorn / Splash News*]

*Yes I chose a deliberately bent looking picture of her O_o

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