Hairnett is currently in London, rehearsing for a West End production of Rainman and by ‘rehearsing for a West End production of Rainman’, I mean he is ‘tied up in my cellar, where I do naughty things to him’.
Hairnett escaped from my cellar long enough to canoodle with someone who wasn’t me and the horn-toad was foolish enough to get caught on camera!
According to the Mirror, while in London and at the Soho hotel’s library, a drunken Hairnett and a mystery woman got down and dirty.
Unbeknownst to them, the library had security cameras which caught them doing the nasty!
A source says, “Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy. After stumbling in quite late, they legged it to the library and immediately closed all the curtains so that no one could see in.”The source adds, “Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place – the library included. This means their every spit and cough was recorded, and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh’s X-rated moves.”
The source continues, “No one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence. Josh didn’t seem bothered that the library wasn’t locked and anyone could just burst in. He just kind of went for it.”
There was security on guard who did nothing to stop the pair’s shenanigans.
The source says, “After the event, someone had a quiet word in Josh’s ear and he was asked to take his personal business elsewhere in future.”
Cheeky biotch, bet he didn’t think I would find out, eh?
Back in the cellar with you Hairnett, you clearly can’t be trusted!
*lures Hairnett back into cellar with a bar of chocolate and locks him in again*
THIS SOUNDS STUPID ENOUGH TO BE TRUE… DO YOU THINK THERE REALLY IS SUCH A TAPE?
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