Fiyaahhhh McGee (also known as Halle Berry), has been named the “Sexiest Woman Alive” in the November 2008 issue of Esquire [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Like duh, this woman is fiyah. In fact, she is so smoking that even as a straight woman, her hotness leads me to think dirty thoughts about her. You know, like the kind of dirty thoughts Britney has about Cheetos and other tasty cheese flavoured snacks.
Anyhoo, Berry poses in a fromage (or is that homage, lols) to Bill Clinton, who is also hot and Black (so that’s not too much of a stretch, I guess).
The saucy Oscar winner also opened up about the normal interview BS during her long arse ‘acceptance speech’; being a hot piece of arse, how to be sexi and of course, being responsible for her own orgasms!
Well, I don’t know exactly what it means, but being forty-two and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it. There are billions of women on the planet, but let’s just say for shits and giggles that I am the sexiest woman alive.
Sexiness is also about knowing what’s sexy to you. To me, spaghetti is sexy, especially when it’s served off the tips of a man’s fingers. I like that. And I think wine is sexy, just before sex. It relaxes me. But if I want to get a serious groove on — if I want an out-of-body experience — I’m all about the sloe-gin fizz.
Ah, yes: the big O. You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn’t let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I’d invite him to participate. I’ll tell you this: I’ve learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency. I favor intensity.
On The Sexiest Car
Ask me what’s the sexiest car in the world and I’ll just say my man’s car, because it smells like him, because his shape is pressed into the seat, because it’s littered with little bits of his life — his golf balls or his chocolate-bar wrappers — and it’s ripe with the smells of him. That’s the car I most want to ride in.
[IMAGE CREDIT: All image rights belong to/ courtesy of Esquire.com]
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