Fiyaahhhh McGee (also known as Halle Berry), has been named the “Sexiest Woman Alive” in the November 2008 issue of Esquire [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Like duh, this woman is fiyah. In fact, she is so smoking that even as a straight woman, her hotness leads me to think dirty thoughts about her. You know, like the kind of dirty thoughts Britney has about Cheetos and other tasty cheese flavoured snacks.
Anyhoo, Berry poses in a fromage (or is that homage, lols) to Bill Clinton, who is also hot and Black (so that’s not too much of a stretch, I guess).
The saucy Oscar winner also opened up about the normal interview BS during her long arse ‘acceptance speech’; being a hot piece of arse, how to be sexi and of course, being responsible for her own orgasms!
On Winning
Well, I don’t know exactly what it means, but being forty-two and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it. There are billions of women on the planet, but let’s just say for shits and giggles that I am the sexiest woman alive.On Sexiness
Sexiness is also about knowing what’s sexy to you. To me, spaghetti is sexy, especially when it’s served off the tips of a man’s fingers. I like that. And I think wine is sexy, just before sex. It relaxes me. But if I want to get a serious groove on — if I want an out-of-body experience — I’m all about the sloe-gin fizz.On Orgasms
Ah, yes: the big O. You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn’t let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I’d invite him to participate. I’ll tell you this: I’ve learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency. I favor intensity.On The Sexiest Car
Ask me what’s the sexiest car in the world and I’ll just say my man’s car, because it smells like him, because his shape is pressed into the seat, because it’s littered with little bits of his life — his golf balls or his chocolate-bar wrappers — and it’s ripe with the smells of him. That’s the car I most want to ride in.
Read more and check out the full set of pics over at Esquire.Com if you dare…
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That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read.
Those are seriously her answers. WOW!
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“That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. “
hahahahahahaha
“Those are seriously her answers. WOW!”
Yep, real shit alright!
wow…i don’t dig halle berry, but that cover shot is sexy as hell. i’m going to go read the post now. i imagine the feeling will be ruined by typical “celebrity tries to matter” banter.
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Let me know how that works out for you. It’s dirty, more so than glib…
“To me, spaghetti is sexy, especially when it’s served off the tips of a man’s fingers.”
uhh…so, in trying to figure out how the hell that’d be done i’ve decided she picked up some fun (bad?) habits during the filming of catwoman. or maybe she likes her spaghetti cut up really small like a baby?
“On Orgasms…” (not gonna quote the whole thing)
i think i may have just fallen in love with her. fucking briliant. sadly it’s in a men’s magazine where stupid guys who can’t do anything right anyway will read and say “yeah she should be responsible for her own” and get worse at what they do. there is nothing more annoying than a girl who doesn’t even know herself. i’ll find what you like anyway, but if you can lead me to three things you like, i’ll find three more.
seriously women need to read that quote.