Needing no explanation in this little space where I sometimes write words underneath boobs, here’s Halle Berry in a bikini and denim short shorts that I’m calling Daisy Dukes at the beach in Malibu, CA this weekend. One non-sequitur before the breasts though, Lainey Gossip made an excellent point recently that bears repeating. Berry wants to move to France because of its strict privacy laws. The law, however, did nothing to prevent some dude spying on European royalty nor taking over 200 semi-nudes of which 50 will fill the 26-page special edition of Italian magazine Chi (out Monday). Nor did it stop the paparazzo breaking for lunch, I assume, coming back, and taking sex pictures that will probably be sold to one of the adult companies offering a blank check.
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