Star and It’s Not OK! flipped a coin for who got the stupider cover this week.
This is the new cover of Star and it’s basically a ‘Picture of Dorian Gray’ in a swimsuit that captures Gray’s original face that someone took out of the whorehouse attic and left in direct sunlight. Jezebel.com says the ‘postpartum bikini photo’ is actually from 2012 because someone in a fan forum uploaded the photo set a year ago. However, that’s first edition Kimmode’s so I’d say the photos are more like five years old. In any case, Star is claiming Kimmode lost almost all the weight and this is a new bikini picture. It’s not. Whatever.