Peaches & Cream Gandalf has decided to call it quits on her FAIL marriage [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Gandalf, in what one can only assume was a drunken stupor, married 24 year-old Max Drummey in Las Vegas, all the way back in August, after meeting his goofy arse on MySpace.
I remember the good old days, when you could just meet someone on a wholesome dating site, like Adult Friend Finder. Nowadays these crazy kids are marrying people they meet on FaceBook and the like… MySpace. MyArse more like it. And my mother had the nerve to question my mental faculties after I married some dude I met on Twitter. Twitter is the stuff of dreams. Twitter marriages actually last!
According to The News of the World:
Last night a source close to the model and DJ confirmed last night: “Peaches is going to divorce Max. She woke up to realise the marriage was a huge mistake and that Max is not the man of her dreams.
“She doesn’t fancy him any more, and wants to move on. To her it is as simple as that. She just wants to divorce him and find a new boyfriend.
“Max is heartbroken. He has been through the mill in the last three months, but there is nothing he can do. He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams.”
The pal continued: “We all warned her not to rush into this but Peaches, being as defiant and cocky as ever, just ploughed in head first.
“Over the past few weeks they hardly spent any time together in America. When they did they both got each other’s nerves. None of Peaches’ friends is surprised by what’s happened.”
The two got together as Peaches was struggling with a string of problems in London.
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