Because LeAnn Rimes would wear Brandi Glanville’s soiled underwear in hopes of absorbing Glanville’s essence and becoming her, I totally buy this report that claims Glanville wants Rimes to join the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
According to RadarOnline.com, Glanville wants to play Rimes for ratings the way Kris Jenner managed to cast that dude she cheated on both husbands with because it made great television. And Glanville wants to create an even bigger spectacle than she did when she confronted her ex-husband’s mistress on the show earlier this year. In an oddly-worded account from a source who writes a lot like Rimes’ publicist does, get this, ‘Brandi is a very smart cookie and recognizes that if LeAnn were to join the cast the audience would hate her even more. Brandi loves playing the victim and having LeAnn on the show would allow her to continue in that role as the long-suffering, spurned ex-wife.’ The source continues, Rimes turned down Bravo because she doesn’t want any more drama than she already caused by jumping out of her own marriage and into the middle of someone else’s family, ‘Executives at Bravo have told LeAnn that appearing on the show would be a great opportunity for her to get her side of the story out and no longer be seen in a negative light. However, she has continued to shut the offers down, claiming she doesn’t want the added drama in her life, that she has a flourishing music career, and that she just doesn’t need to do a reality television show.’