Gwyneth Paltrow is doing the world a favour and granting us all a grace-period, before ’starring’ in another movie [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The waify actress told Gotham magazine that she is on some sort of fancy Hollywood sabbatical and has no plans to act again, until her children are older.
I’m thinking of doing the same thing. I bought one of Saint Brangelina’s cast-off babies, from the Saint Brangelina Surplus Baby Supply Store and I am not planning to return to blogging, until he is old enough to look after himself.
Damn these celebrities and their fancy ways. Why are they allowed to get away with saying things so retarded? If I phoned my 9-5 boss, on Monday, and said “I cannot come to work and be fabulous, as I gave birth to a stupidly named baby, half-a-decade ago and my yogalates is yet to kick in. Once it does and I get my skinny mini frame back, just try and stop me from working bitches!” do you think I would get away with that? Hell naw! Once security had kicked me out/ I had been carted away in a straight-jacket, my boss(es) would start smack talking about what a loon I was. No fair!
Tofu Paltrow bored the Gotham interviewer to sleep, by revealing the following:
“I haven’t starred in a film since my kids were born, and I don’t think I will,” explains Gwyneth in the new issue of Gotham magazine. “I’ll never get these days back — they’re so delicious, and precious, and hilarious, I don’t want to miss them.”
Tofu also revealed that she loves babies, but hates being preggers:
“In theory, I’d love to [have a third child],” she admits. “But it’s really hard for me when I’m pregnant—I’m sick as a dog for months. Sometimes I think, Oh my God, I want another one right now, I’ll sustain any amount of vomiting or whatever. And then sometimes I think, Gosh, everyone’s sleeping through the night now. If it’s meant to happen, it’ll happen.”
Check out the whole interview at Gotham Magazine (via OK online).
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WTF?!? so, she’s not gonna be getting that FAT check from Iron Man 2? lol
I think she is old money anyways. Don’t think she cares about the money… thankfully.
pretty much, but without her taking roles that means some annoyingly thin anorexicactress is going to get what could have been hers…unless julia roberts and meg ryan come out of their caves again…lol
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