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Gwyneth Paltrow Is A ‘Spoiled White Rich Girl’

Gwyneth Paltrow has conceded to the lunacy of GOOP and its inherent hatred of the poor, in a new interview with ABC’s The Chew. It’s a mostly pointless little interview, except for a couple of soundbites that need to be shared because they technically invalidate every GOOP edict forever and ever amen. Asked the best dish her husband ever cooked she replied: ‘Ummm, nothing.’ She was last drunk: ‘After the Oscars.’ Asked what her blog would be called if not GOOP (still recommending $200 baby clothes and $2,000 watches), she replied: ‘SpoiledWhiteRichGirl.com’ with a heretofore unknown level of self-awareness.

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5 Comments

  1. CranAppleSnapple says:

    I think she sounds bitter and pouty. To which I would reply: “Heehee!”

  2. ” I know you peasants make fun of GOOP and I don’t care, nyah, nyah, nyah!”

  3. wow says:

    This was on the chew, and if you watched the show you would know she was being funny. i like her more now.

    1. You’re right. Incidentally, I didn’t see the video until later but, yes, it was a television interview… and we know she’s joking.

      1. Oh NO! She was actually being self-deprecating? Argh, I am going to kind of sort of like her again and then she is going to do something incredibly GOOPISH and I’ll feel like an idiot for giving her yet another chance.

        Damn you, Goopy!