I nearly called this post: ‘Gwyneth Paltrow’s Breasts Were Extremely Shiny At This Year’s Oscars.’ I considered it a perfectly feasible title. However, I remembered that it’s better to make breast jokes within the post itself. That’s where the jokes go. Posts are like a sammich. Breasts are like the chicken. You can’t be doing crazy things like putting the chicken outside/ instead of the bread. This isn’t KFC. I have RULES. Paltrow showed up wearing this to distract from the fact she spent the better part of Winter attempting Ebonics and ‘singing’ Forget You with Cee-Lo Green. Paltrow fails at Ebonics and she fails at disguising Bacofoil as outerwear (everyone knows it’s underwear/ a jaunty hat).
Image credit to INF Daily.
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You’re “Ebonics” statement in reference to her singing with an African American and performing his songs…comes across as racist and was totally uncalled for.
Hardly, IMO.
Besides, I’m hardly the only person who thinks she’s lame in that regard…
And as you’re pulling the race card, even as polite as I took the above, I’ll inform you the site owner’s Black (as in, I am). So, no.
*edited link, as Gawker link went wonky when pasted in*
I didn’t pull the race card I responded to you in fact pulling the race card. The fact that you are African American makes it even more shameful that you would refer to her as trying to speak ebonics because she is performing with an African American singer. I could care less about you feeling she is lame in the regard you are referring to. I am commenting on you throwing in the ebonics statement.
I’m not African American. I’m Black, English. Assume much?
You’re also assuming the comment was made because she’s opposite Cee-Lo. It was not. I never specifically wrote that in the post; you read into it on your own.
And, no, you mentioned race first with your comment – the post makes no mention of that either. FYI: every time the race card’s used in such a trite manner, it devalues it for those who actually need it.