Gwyneth Paltrow Tonight Show: looking greasy @ Tonight Show (6-4-09)
Tofu Paltrow (so called because her first name is too hard to learn how to spell and I ain’t “Ctrl+V”ing her name umpteen times through every post I write about her) looked like someone had drizzled a light coating of soy sauce over her greasy pins, while appearing on the Tonight Show.
Perhaps it was some kind of trick, in case the interview turned out to be as much of an awkward bore as all her others. While lubricated, she could slip ‘n’ slide out of the studio and fly right out of the door. Ok, just kidding, perhaps it’s not soy sauce but perhaps the generous helping of lube her hubby needs to rock the night away with his desert-vaged wife.
Now we know that there’s all sorts of doctoring and prepping that goes on backstage with celebrities before they walk out on stage, so it’s likely that Gwyneth or her assistant lathered up her legs good with lotion before she went out, but this was a little over the top. And as noted by blogger Soup, someone must have taken a towel to her in the second segment, as evidenced by the photo on the right in which she’s lacking the blinding sheen she had in the first. (via Gawker)
Check out video of Tofu’s Tonight Show apprearence under the cut ==>
Gwyneth Paltrow Tonight Show: looking greasy @ Tonight Show (6-4-09)
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That slime on her legs is just too appropriate. FYR, she sickens me.
That’s what I thought. I was guessing it was some kind of tasty sauce or cooking grease, but slime is way more fun
This is too funny. I remember New York put Vaseline on her legs before Chelsea Lately and she regretted it! Hilarious New York Goes to Hollywood episode.
Oooh, NY is a hot mess. I gotta Google that ish!
Ick! Her little stick chicken legs look like they are ready to jump into batter and then just fry themselves right up! she seems like she is about to slide onto her ass as she is walking up the stage.
Definitely disturbing.
Conan cracks me up, though. Not as much as Craig Ferguson, but close.
Agreed. They are making me want some chicken… *heads off to KFC*
WTF?!? Guess sinceh er gym is a fialure and KFC has gone to grilling chicken now, she can take up the slack and make a few bucks by greasing up her legs…lol
Eeek, you are on point once more… that’s what they did with all the unused KFC grease.
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