Gwyneth Paltrow covers the June issue of Bon Appétit, because covering anything less pretentious-sounding would be gauche. Because paupers bathe but twice-a-year, Paltrow is telling the magazine that she doesn’t have time to bathe at all. She just seems to be illustrating a condescending point made earlier in the year to PopEater.com that she doesn’t have time to write a cooking magazine; it is an idea she considers preposterous, even though she has a cook book and she’s already multi-tasking. However, she informs the interviewer, ‘[I] don’t know how that rumor got into the paper, it could not be further from the truth, I literally do not have time to bathe let alone start a magazine.’ Literally. Photos from the shoot show Paltrow as she poses in a kitchen the size of my whole apartment.