Gwyneth Paltrow covers the June issue of Bon Appétit, because covering anything less pretentious-sounding would be gauche. Because paupers bathe but twice-a-year, Paltrow is telling the magazine that she doesn’t have time to bathe at all. She just seems to be illustrating a condescending point made earlier in the year to PopEater.com that she doesn’t have time to write a cooking magazine; it is an idea she considers preposterous, even though she has a cook book and she’s already multi-tasking. However, she informs the interviewer, ‘[I] don’t know how that rumor got into the paper, it could not be further from the truth, I literally do not have time to bathe let alone start a magazine.’ Literally. Photos from the shoot show Paltrow as she poses in a kitchen the size of my whole apartment.
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Lookin like the poor man’s Amy Smart there, Goop.
I never understood the appeal of this silly, boney, conceited woman. She can act, but really, not that much better than most, She is not near the actress or woman her mum is. I also never under stood the reputation for staggering beauty and fashion sense, she really looks like half the young women in America done up by a stylist with a bottomless bank account.