To be clear, that’s not actually an attempt at being facetious. Among some of her comically-intolerable comments made in a year where she opined the virtues of crack over pauper food, Gwyneth Paltrow previously admitted that she’s too busy to bathe. Because her GOOPY life is more stressful than your pauper life. She actually did talk about this while making a different point entirely and let the world know she bathes not, because that would also be beneath her. Well, I guess she deigned to do so since her May interview because she just told Elle Decor she has a bath in the middle of her bedroom. She was asked about the things she can’t live without and the pretentious list is here. In the list, number five is her ‘Antonio Lupi Baia Tub… It’s in the middle of my bedroom, perfect for a relaxing wind-down and for bathing the kids.’ In the MIDDLE of her bedroom.
Lol – far and away my fave on her Pretentious List? The “religion shelf”. Deeeeeppppp stuuufffffff Gwynnie is made of. Deep stuff indeed.