Seen with ROOP at the Grammys, Gwyneth Paltrow is giving sex tips because you’re Valentining wrong. In a month you learned you’re pooping wrong, GOOP’s latest edict dictates how to Valentine in order not to be sent to the big unsubscribe list in the sky. The guide, that I’ll link because it’s rather long, includes hiding love notes and playing music. Then GOOP instructs you to break out the Kama Sutra Weekend Kit that fits in your clutch along with your lipstick vibe (I added the last part) and a book about ‘secret sealed envelopes’ that are really just sex MadLibs for people whose love life requires a pen and paper.
