We’ve already heard Gisele Bundchen put her perfect feet in her perfect mouth calling other mothers failures for not breastfeeding/ potty training/ giving birth naturally the way she did with her perfect son. This was after saying other pregnant women ‘turn into garbage disposals’. The model gained scores of complaints for her breastfeeding comments in particular. Other mothers, it turns out, were still sore about the whole ‘you’re a fat, incompetent parent’ thing and didn’t react well to being told how to breastfeed too. Mothers, you’ll be delighted to know that Bundchen apologised for calling you crap at breastfeeding. Feel better, don’t you? No? Okay. Then you probably shouldn’t read on as she’s telling you what kind of perfect guy you’re supposed to be breeding with too. More specifically, please refrain from getting pregnant unless you have a ‘great man’ to breed with. SCREW YOU, single mothers/ lesbian parents etc. etc.
Gisele Bundchen says she loves being a mother and advises other women to wait for the right man before starting a family. The supermodel, married to Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, with whom she has 9-month-old Benjamin, said: “Before you have children, you have got to make sure you’ve got a great man. You can’t settle for less… someone you love, and someone who has the same beliefs.” [Page Six]
Her comments can be read one of two ways. Given that she poops 10 lbs of sanctimony every morning, I’m sticking with my initial observations.
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Quote Page Six via Cele|Bitchy.