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Everybody Really Does Hate Gisele Bundchen

Every time Gisele Bundchen becomes pious about motherhood and calls pregnant women fat, women who don’t breastfeed neglectful, or women who do feel pain during labour weak, someone jokes that everybody hates Gisele because everybody kind of does. Everybody who has ovaries has had them twitch at her condemnation. But it’s news to me that fashion people hate her too. Mario Testino threw shade in Bundchen’s direction by telling the world secrets they didn’t know they REALLY wanted to know about the start of the model’s career. Taking credit for her, Testino said: ‘Nobody liked her, nobody wanted her. I had to fight to get her into my stories because nobody thought she was right; too this, too that, the nose, the breasts, the waist. But I believe in being obsessed.’ Photos of the breasts that weren’t good enough for fashion are below.

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4 Comments

  1. D says:

    That’s not really a secret. When Gisele first burst onto the scene she was ALWAYS very gracious and grateful to Testino for his help getting there. Gisele was not a ‘waif’ like the fading trend of models and her nose was deemed to big. Testino showed them how she photographs and the Brazilian Bombshell was born. I have no comment about her personality, of course.

  2. Olivia says:

    She makes $45 million a year. I doubt she gives much of a f*ck about the haters. And of course Testino is like most phtographers thinking that the world revolves around him.

  3. Adriana Pezzuto says:

    So she has no God given talent, has really not accomplished anything but posed with what her mother gave her and she is giving advice. You know Gisele, your personality makes you an ugly woman. Keep your mouth shut and you may be more attractive.

    PS: Good job alienating women around the world with your comments. Thumbs up girl

    1. Duke Steele says:

      The woman is a skank. Keeping her mouth shut won’t make her any better looking. She will look like a bad tranny no matter what.