Every time Gisele Bundchen becomes pious about motherhood and calls pregnant women fat, women who don’t breastfeed neglectful, or women who do feel pain during labour weak, someone jokes that everybody hates Gisele because everybody kind of does. Everybody who has ovaries has had them twitch at her condemnation. But it’s news to me that fashion people hate her too. Mario Testino threw shade in Bundchen’s direction by telling the world secrets they didn’t know they REALLY wanted to know about the start of the model’s career. Taking credit for her, Testino said: ‘Nobody liked her, nobody wanted her. I had to fight to get her into my stories because nobody thought she was right; too this, too that, the nose, the breasts, the waist. But I believe in being obsessed.’ Photos of the breasts that weren’t good enough for fashion are below.