G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra Movie Poster

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra movie poster has been released.

In short, I have absolutely no idea whatsoever what this film is going to be about, but you should know that it features at least one person that I am sexually attracted to (almost as much as I am to Senor Bale). The formerly chubby Channing Tatum has slimmed down and lost all the comfort weight he put on after getting it on with a former co-star. 

This movie is totally worth seeing for two reasons. First, it probably has some semblance of a plot that will be made quasi-bearable by all the bitchin’ special effects and the (assumed) car chases. Second, it stars Tatum. So just as one may go and see Terminator Salvation at the movies despite its critical mauling, just so they could promptly be thrown out for licking the projection screen, one could go and see G.I. Joe to stare at the rather beefy Tatum.

Btw, for those dying to know, when I was talking about liking my men thick in one area I was talking about this bro’. I am not going to work myself into a tiz looking it up, but you can Google “Channing Tatum” and see what I mean (thank me later).

You can check out details on the movie over at its IMDb page.