Lindsay Lohan used to be the kind of leading lady who could sell places other than Netflix and whose movies could sell without the n*de scenes being leaked online as marketing or without n*des scenes at all. Apparently it burns to see peers doing better than you.
So now Lohan is shading Kristen Stewart for being a tramp on Chelsea Lately since passive-aggressive slut-shaming makes it less-obvious that Lohan would blow every guy in Hollywood who knows how to use the video editing software on his iPhone if it meant getting Stewart’s work.
Speaking about the time Stewart screamed words at a paparazzo who dared breathe the same air, Lohan said ‘I’m just excited that Kristen Stewart, you know, finally showed some emotion.’ This is someone with dead eyes who’s basically in a new softcore. She continued, ‘No, I really do love her. She’s awesome. I’m a Kristen Stewart fan… I will say this, of course she hates photographers; they got a picture of her kissing a married man in a Mini Cooper.’