Comments on: Fug-Off: Kim Kardashian vs. Ashlee Simpson

By: AmyGrindhouse

AmyGrindhouse — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:26:01 +0000

Kim is always safety minded, she cares about the citizens of LA – that is why I love her so.

By: Kelly Mahan Jaramillo

Kelly Mahan Jaramillo — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 15:13:45 +0000

I think the belt serves many purposes:

If Kim is attacked, she can pull off her belt, and the attacker will be dazed and deer-in-the-headlights at the full sight of the pattern, while Kim can then beat him about the face and head until he (or she) runs away screaming, then the belt can be calmly reattached and Kim can carry on down the street with the belt helping the dress not frighten any innocent folks into a coma.

To top it off, Ashlee wore white shoes with the alien spaceship dress. No no no no no.

Black shoes help tone down the madness.

Kim wins via smart and safety-minded accessorizing.

By: AmyGrindhouse

AmyGrindhouse — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:39:15 +0000

Welcome back – I agree, the dress needs something to break up that pattern and the belt definitely helps.

By: jmflynny

jmflynny — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:34:07 +0000

The belt makes a huge difference. Frankly, with the belt, I like it. Without it, it is everything awful you say it is.

By: Tasty Waves and a Keyser Soze Bud :: Agent Bedhead

Tasty Waves and a Keyser Soze Bud :: Agent Bedhead — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:26:55 +0000

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By: AmyGrindhouse

AmyGrindhouse — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:09:03 +0000

YAY for no mind-police to smack you for only seeing hideous zebra stripes. It totally subliminally says for them to kill the designer that stuck them in this ugly dress.

By: Kelly Mahan Jaramillo

Kelly Mahan Jaramillo — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:03:10 +0000

I found it!!!!!!

It says, “Kill the Designer!”

And no nun had to smack me because all I saw was zebra stripes. Whew!

By: AmyGrindhouse

AmyGrindhouse — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:57:12 +0000

… see, like I said… Magic Eye pictures. Bwahahaha.

By: Kelly Mahan Jaramillo

Kelly Mahan Jaramillo — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:51:16 +0000

I cannot tell – it just sends me straight back to Catholic School where we were supposed to look at something similar and see the words JESUS in some sort of black and white maze – consequently, I cannot give an opinion as I am staring at both, trying to find the hidden letters……..

By: AmyGrindhouse

AmyGrindhouse — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:29:27 +0000

I think her curves make the difference with the pattern on the dress too… also, I’m with you, her face isn’t great here.

By: Mystery Man

Mystery Man — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:02:18 +0000

maybe its my love for kim that has me biased here, but i think she wears it better. could be becuse she fills it out better, or the belt, or the red purse that ashlee has ruine it for her, but kim just looks better in it….even if that is a bad picture of her…lol