Before I begin to write, please join me in a collective SIGH… *sigh* [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The opportunity for the FUGLIEST FUG-OFF that I have seen so far is TOO GOOD to miss!!! (note – I am so excited about the opportunity to spit venom about the orgasmic levels of FUG in these outfits, that I plan to use my remaining ‘08 CAPS and !!!!!!! mark quota, in one fell swoop, so BE WARNED!!!!)
ZOMG!
Check out the image above, to see Madonna and Mischa Barton in similar green, grassy-style dresses. Each wears the outfit with a belted detail and bangle accessory.
Mischa is wearing the dress, as she seems to think that grass is the new black and that it will go some way to hiding her cellulite (mmm… cottage cheese!). Madonna is trying her best to imitate a cougar (now that she is single), by wearing what the hip kids are wearing/ showing as much flesh as possible. Either that, or she is taking Tofu Paltrow’s vegan, macrobiotic diet too far and she is wearing wheat-grass as a snack/ drink, to curb her appetite.
I would like for you all to prepare yourselves steadfastly and to vote on the poll below, with the same seriousness of demeanour and fortitude of mind, as the US elections. Furrow your brows, massage your throbbing temples and stretch a little. Itch that itchy trigger-finger and click that mouse with vigour, as I ask…
WHO WORE THE GREEN, GRASS STYLE BETTER?
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wow…i was actually scared by how hideous that dress was. i had a real physical reaction.
that said mischa is wearing it better. why? because at least she doesn’t look like she thinks she looks good. she kind of looks like a scared child where as madonna went and got all made up and is trying to “own” it.
you do not deserve confidence if you consciously made the decision to put that on.
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Why do I have the scene from Alien in my head, they are laying on the table writhing in agony, a spurt of blood and a ground hog sticks his head up through the front of the dress.
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I don’t mind Mischa’s camouflage haute couture. She’s so thin she’s trying to put some heft to her figure so you can see her. Madonna apparently wants to look like a chia pet.
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@ Chris – the misguided confidence is always my favourite part of a FUG outfit!
@ Mik – …maybe because one is about to?
@ SH – very possibly true about Mischa. The Madonna chia pet thing is a stonker