The Internet snorted air out of its nose in derision when Maxim Magazine made Miley Cyrus its sexiest female of 2013. Cyrus was yet to start her promotional tour or release the music video for the song Rihanna was going to record… but then she got high. Cyrus has been dressing provocatively since she was a minor (muscle shirts with no bra underneath and booty shorts). But she REALLY started dressing up when she realised that Rihanna can’t possibly wear all her own clothes at once so why not wear her leftovers too. And she’s basically been naked ever since because the slowest dance song ever isn’t going to promote itself in an age where it’s less effort to pirate a record than buy it legally. She’s only really showing gams, combover, and TEEFS in these photos, though, because I guess Rihanna took all the clothes on tour when she left for Europe.
Image credit to INF Daily.