Before I begin to write, please join me in a collective SIGH… *sigh* [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The opportunity for the FUGLIEST FUG-OFF that I have seen so far is TOO GOOD to miss!!! (note - I am so excited about the opportunity to spit venom about the orgasmic levels of FUG in these outfits, that I plan to use my remaining ‘08 CAPS and !!!!!!! mark quota, in one fell swoop, so BE WARNED!!!!)

ZOMG!

Check out the image above, to see Madonna and Mischa Barton in similar green, grassy-style dresses. Each wears the outfit with a belted detail and bangle accessory.

Mischa is wearing the dress, as she seems to think that grass is the new black and that it will go some way to hiding her cellulite (mmm… cottage cheese!). Madonna is trying her best to imitate a cougar (now that she is single), by wearing what the hip kids are wearing/ showing as much flesh as possible. Either that, or she is taking Tofu Paltrow’s vegan, macrobiotic diet too far and she is wearing wheat-grass as a snack/ drink, to curb her appetite.

I would like for you all to prepare yourselves steadfastly and to vote on the poll below, with the same seriousness of demeanour and fortitude of mind, as the US elections. Furrow your brows, massage your throbbing temples and stretch a little. Itch that itchy trigger-finger and click that mouse with vigour, as I ask…

WHO WORE THE GREEN, GRASS STYLE BETTER?

 
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CLICK now to watch Britney Spears in the video above, as she speaks in full, clear sentences, like a big girl… someone give the bitch a smiley sticker [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

In the clip, Spears talks about her album theme, name and concepts for that and her ‘Womanizer’ video.

As many of you know, Spears album ‘Music To Eat Cheese Balls By’ was leaked online last week. I am being a good girl and am yet to phuck her out of a buck-fifty in royalties by downloading it/ listening on YouPoop.

I realise that I have not asked you, the reader, just yet; have YOU listened to the leaked album and if so…

WHAT DID YOU THINK OF BRITNEY’S ‘CIRCUS’?

(If, or when I cave in and listen, I shall post a review then.)

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FINALLY - all the hair-pulling and eye-poking can stop - Madonna and Guy Rich Tea (my favourite brand of biscuit) have reached a divorce settlement [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Guy will be walking away from the marriage with NONE of Madonna’s $600 million fortune - BY CHOICE!

Let us examine this for one moment… Guy Rich Tea has about $60 million of his own money. This he earned largely before Madonna came along and pee-peed all over his cosy career of making ‘Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels’ movies, over and over again (with ever-decreasing success). After this, he married Crotch-Flasher McGee, Madge and her $600million. I say he married her money too, as she must have stopped taking her meds, the day that she decided NOT to get a pre-nup!

Skip forward to 2008 and the marriage is in the pooper. The former pair lived in England, for a good chunk of their marriage and under English law, a spouse is entitled upto half of their wealthier spouses fortune.

According to The Daily Fail:

‘Ritchie could have taken her to the cleaners. He is a very honourable man to have walked away.’

I’m on the fence at the moment, with how I feel about this decision. I’ll leave it to you…

SHOULD GUY RITCHIE HAVE ASKED FOR ANY OF MADONNA’S MONEY?

[IMAGE CREDIT: Splash News Online]

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Jennifer Aniston can be seen above, as a NY Times Magazine cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Check out the below, for some hilarious interview snippets in which Aniston tries (and fails) to stay relevant:

On her new movie’s title: “I wish it was She’s Just Not That Into. Unfortunately, it’s He’s Just Not That Into You. The other would be more empowering.”

On finding success after Friends ended in 2004: “I thought I’d never get movies.”

On landing her role of spoiled Rachel Green: “[It was] the first time I felt like part of the cool kids.”

On watching Friends re-runs on TV: “There are times I don’t even remember that particular show. This is horrible to say, but there are times when I laugh my rear end off. And I get in debates with people who are over and say, Friends is not my thing.’ Excuse you!”

On if Friends would be a hit today: “Hard to tell — that was a different time. Now TV has too much to do with celebrity. We have reality television, where people try to become celebrities….”

Aniston’s next comedy, ‘Marley & Me’, costarring Owen Wilson opens on Christmas Day, 25 December 2008.

[IMAGE CREDIT: NY Magazine]

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Reese Witherspoon is one of many mega-famous woman who just do not understand how fame works [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

‘Spoon tells Parade Magazine about how she is wide-eyed with shock that her being famous is having a negative impact on her children. She even mentions, without a hint of self-awareness, that she has had to pull daughter, Eva, out of a ‘wonderful school’, because the paparazzi have been harassing the little one so much!

Says ‘Spoon:

“She was so harassed that we had to take her out.

And it doesn’t stop on school grounds. The photographers even ruin family occasions like Halloween egging on the kids to get the right shot.

“The most difficult part is seeing my children being followed and harassed. They’ve been treated terribly. They were shouted at in their Halloween costumes, photographers screaming, ‘You don’t look scared.’”

The drama has prompted the ‘Spoon to think twice about life in Hollywood.

“I hope not to live in this place forever.”

I bet that the pap-smear-azzi have probably done nothing of the sort… I would bet a whole packet of Cheetos that they just took a few totally non-creepy, long-lense-candids, whilst hidden under a camouflage tarp and Eva The Diva threw celeb-spawn tantrum. Who does Eva think she is, Alien Princess - Suri Cruise?!?

[IMAGE CREDIT: Splash News Online]

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Check out the below, for some mighty filling celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

• Hugh Jackman’s sexiness is relative… [Agent Bedhead]
• STFU Palm-a-la Handerson [Celebitchy]
• Jennifer Garner is still VERY pregnant [SOMG]
• Britney gets saucy [PopBytes]
• So… her neglectful alien parents FINALLY put a G.D. coat on her - Suri Cruise gets her jacket on [DListed]
• Jennifer Aniston is narcassistic [Websters Is My Bitch]
• Um, no more closeups me-thinks for Keira Knightley [IDWYL]
• Chrissy Aguilera’s tranny make up to open the AMA’s [Daily Stab]
• Weight lifting with Alien Queen, Katie Holmes [Danity Donnaly]

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Alien Princess, Rihanna, has been do-gooding - 25% of the proceeds from a new Gucci ‘Tattoo Heart Collection’ handbag she is endorsing will be going to unicef.org [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Gucci creative director, Frida Giannini, has said of the ad campaign:

“I wanted Rihanna on board with this project because she’s so young, so modern, and so iconic.” 

Rihanna adds:

“I have always been a fan of the Gucci brand and the products, especially their handbags. But most of all, I’m very very intrigued by what they’re doing with UNICEF. As an artist, I feel like it’s our duty to make it a better place if we can. I’m blown away by what UNICEF has been able to accomplish in Africa with the money that Gucci has donated to them. I’m very fortunate to be part of this wonderful collaboration.”

To get a FIRST LOOK at video of Rihanna’s commercial and behind-the-scenes footage, CLICK through the JUMP.

RIHANNA’S GUCCI COMMERCIAL

RIHANNA’S GUCCI COMMERCIAL - BEHIND THE SCENES

[IMAGE CREDIT: ST/ Splash]

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Paris Hilton and Vanessa Hudgens can be seen in the image above, in the same Jenny Packham haltered mini-dress [Website – Amy Grindhouse]. 

Hilton whore (typo, but I like it) the fitted dress, with feathered hem detail, to the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on Saturday in Miami Beach, Fla. Hudgens wore the the dress to the premiere of High School Musical 3: Senior Year at the Village Jam Factory last week in Melbourne, Australia.

WHO WORE THE BLACK, FEATHER DETAIL DRESS BETTER?

[IMAGE CREDIT & hat tip to JJ]

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Beyonce and Rihanna can be seen in the image above in a style face-off [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The pictures show the two divas, as captured over the last few months. In one set of pics, the ladies wear 80’s style padded shoulders and in the other, both rock heavy, dark cat-like eye make up. 

DO YOU THINK ONE OF THESE DIVAS IS COPYING THE OTHER?

[IMAGE CREDIT & Hat tip to PNasty]

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Check out the below, for some mighty filling celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

• Tom Cruise is ‘laughable’ in Valkyrie [Agent Bedhead]
• MTV considering Beauty and the Geek [SOMG]
• Crackie McBeehive looks like a vampire [PopBytes]
• Miley Cyrus is, like, TOTALLY mature enough to date a 20-year-old [Celebitchy]
• Bestiality in the new PETA ads? LOL! [Websters Is My Bitch]
• PCD lead, Nicole, is a natural beauty [IDWYL]
• Saint Brangelina and Jennifer Aniston are still fighting [The Superficial]
• NEW - Parasite Hilton and Benji Madden BROKE UP! [Danity Donnaly]

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