Actress Evan Rachel Wood, 25, and actor husband Jamie Bell, 26, married without much fanfare recently about which I didn’t write because that story didn’t involve special naked time. Not explicitly anyway. Which is why I’ve decided to belatedly acknowledge the story while conjecturing wildly about how Wood is the harbinger of honeymoon sex tapes because she felt the need to tweet this: ‘Dude! Jamie and I just got robbed, found our hotel room ransacked. We are safe and have everything we need, so all is well. Damn.’ Which I blithely misread as ‘Dude! Hotel safes don’t have a passcode that I can swipe in the shape of a smiley face so I just left it open and BOOM our sex tapes are gone. Damn.’
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