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Eva Longoria Parker Is Teeny Tiny

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Eva Longoria Parker can be seen above and in the gallery, as she attends the premiere of ‘Bright Star’ during the 62th Cannes Film festival.

The actress, 34, I suspect is somewhere around 2 1/2 feet tall judging by those mammoth six-inch towering heels she is wearing. Even while wearing what are essentially very expensive stilts, her husband, Tony Parker, had to lean right in so that they could be photographed properly together (below middle).

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Images courtesy of KCSPresse/ Splash News.

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4 Comments

  1. Mystery Man says:

    good gried…i knew she ws short, but damn! poor tony…no wonder he’s always injured. bending down to her results in many a crick in his neck, I’d wager…lol

    1. She is a cutie, but she is about the size of my thumb. Maybe her husband has a Stretch Armstrong ability to bend and stretch without real injury.

  2. Firecracker says:

    How could you fail to mention that Eva’s dress is STUNNING!

    And I’ve met Eva, she’s about 5’0.

    1. I love her and am being silly above. Of course she is a gorgeous cutie. I feel like I could put her in my pocket. Thanks for confirming that she is actually bigger than my thumb.