Beyonce Knowles and her whackass weave seem to have made one more enemy. As well as being on my bad side for pissing off my homegirl/ fave commenter Kelly (and her husband Tomas) she has made a new enemy in the ever wonderful Etta James – James has been caught on audio tape saying that Beyonce is a song stealing skank who’s gonna get cut if she don’t watch who she’s fucking with [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
CLICK to listen to audio of Etta James dissing Beyonce*.
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
According to Entertainment Weekly at a Seattle concert last week, James complained about not being asked to sing her signature song, ‘At Last’, during President Barack Obama’s first dance with his wife, Michelle. The star was overlooked for the woman who played her in ‘Cadillac Records’, Beyonce.
Said James, “You guys know your president, right?” she asked the crowd. “The one with the big ears?” (ED’S NOTE: MOTHERFUCKING DAMN, WOMAN!!!) “He ain’t my president. He might be yours…” she continued “that woman he had singing for him…she’s gonna get her ass whipped. The great Beyonce…I can’t stand Beyonce.”
P.S. Kelly, if you ever go bugshit at Beyonda Farce and cut a bitch, I got your back baby!!!
As yesterday, story sent in to the ‘Tips’ line General4AmyG AT Gmail DOT Com via my darling (fave reader of this blog) Kelly. Loves you Kel <3
*UPDATE. Shit sorry, damn copy & paste!!!
Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Michael Burr/London Ent. Story courtesy of Entertainment Weekly.
is it me, or is she coming off as a bitter old woman in all this?
Boy, the last person I would piss off is Etta – and if Beyonce had the decency to pick ANY other song, and not Etta James signature song, this would not be a problem. James comes off as a pissed off person, and Beyonce comes off as a diva who is actually starting tho think she will be a legend when she is Jame’s age.
Etta James has a huge fan base after over 40 years, is still a hugely sought after performer, so I don’t really se her as a ‘bitter old woman’.
Beyonce is sooooo tiresome – I would give my left foot for her to just disappear and makes some room for some real talent.
Oh and P.s. –
Amy – as soon as my hands are off of Farce’s throat, I will definitely write from my prison cell.
I know you would be an excellent character witness on the stand, lol.
I can always plead temporary insanity for the fact that every time I see or hear Farce’s name, that GD “single ladies” starts going through my head for hours. HOURS!
That is enough of a reason to go after her, right? I’d call it self-defense on my part!
Beyonda Farce – Amy Grindhouse you’re killing me in LOLs today.
@ MM – She does sound like she is pissed that she was pipped to the post at the last second, but then, I might be too!
@ Kelly – Guuuuurl… I’d look forward to the letter and read every word. I’d be your witness. Bring it on!
@ Firecracker – Thanks. That was my friend Kelly’s (above) invention. She’s fan-fucking-tastic at coming up with nicknames!!!
Beyonce could take Etta James in more ways than one