Emmy Rossum is underwear-clad for Esquire magazine. These pictures are her most provocative to date. Here we see the 24-year-old (who looks a lot older in the video below) posing in assorted sheer underwear that covers less than church panties would. About this I’m suitably disgusted, but intrigued enough to look, and then look some more, and post the pictures for you to be disgusted by too. CHURCH PANTIES, FTW. There’s also some random video of Rossum telling very dirty sex jokes for the magazine. I guess they figured they’d mock your faps further by having Rossum basically tell penis-related knock knock jokes, badly.
If you can stand to be mocked further, and you don’t mind the thought of looking at (what I suspect is the outline of) Rossum’s areola in one outfit, check below.
Rossum in Esquire magazine telling dirty jokes as though ordering a sammich.
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Rossum is Awesome!