Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct when you groomed your bait girl wife over the Internet under the noses of her permissive parents, and because he’s an ‘ephebophile’ not a ‘pedophile,’ Doug Hutchison is really arguing with people about the dictionary definitions of these terms. He shouldn’t. But then he shouldn’t be screaming the word ‘molester’ at the other celebrities in Couples Therapy, like he’s proud of it according to one housemate, just to get a reaction from people. I can’t even… whatever. Here’s what he told The Huffington Post about how he’s not a molester because legal loopholes like rushing into marriage so you can have sex with a 16-year-old exist for a reason: ‘The thing is, it’s interesting that anyone would call me a child molester because what I think that does is belittles true child molesters, the ones out there that are really molesting children. We can’t do that. My and Courtney’s marriage is legal, it’s moral and its within the law. I’m not a child molester, so anyone who says that I’m not going to take it to heart. I only care about what my loved ones think about me and no one else. We wake up in each others’ arms in the morning and start our day together. We take care of our puppies. We feed the puppies and let them out. Courtney gets on the computer to tweet and I take care of business on the computer. Then we come together during segments of the day, and then in the evening we have dinner and watch ‘I Love Lucy’ episodes. Within our house, we are extremely normal.’ My TL;DR: ‘Because he said so.’
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“The thing is, it’s interesting that anyone would call me a child molester because what I think that does is belittles true child molesters”
Yeah, you wouldn’t want to put down and hurt the feelings of a child molester. *Eyeroll* Especially be tarring them with a Doug brush.
They watch I Love Lucy every night? *Snort*. Oh yeah, he’s straight.
Why are the watching ‘I Love Lucy’? Isn’t that what was around when he was growing up? How about some High School Musical or Hannah Montana for his daughter..whoops..sorry..his wife?
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An ephebe is a young man. So he’s saying he’s not a pedophile (a person whose preferred sexual objects are children), but an ephebophile (a person whose preferred sexual objects are young men). To quote Inigo Montoya, “You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
…the post points that out already, Kat. I’m not sure what point you’re making.
He is really creepy, its wrong cuz she was 16 she wasnt old enough to consent