Michael C. Hall, star of the TV series ‘Dexter’ has eloped with his on-screen sister, Jennifer Carpenter. The co-stars eloped on New Year’s Eve in Big Sur, CA., according to Michael’s spokesman, Craig Bankey. The pair are set to to walk the red carpet as man and wife this Sunday at the Golden Globes [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
So, was his spokesbiatch at the wedding, were there any other creepy on-screen families at the ceremony, like the actors who played mother and son co-stars who slept together on Nip Tuck? These are the details people want to know. That and how the heck Hall, 37, and Carpenter, 29, managed to keep their relationship on the DL for a year-and-a-half.
By now you all know that I have a hard time distinguishing between TV and real life, when I am off my meds. The un-medicated me is shocked and appalled by how these two peeps who spend their entire working day acting as brother and sister could lay together as man and wife when they get home. The side of me that is really quite thoroughly medicated says “screw it”, TV show or no, if I were spitting distance away from the serial killery goodness that is Hall I’d totally hit it too.
On a separate note, how sad and emaciated is Carpenter on the show? When not too distracted by her lack of acting ability I just stare at her clavicles until my eyes hurt. Don’t get it twisted, this girl is really quite beautiful or at least she looked doable on ‘White Chicks’, but she has less meat on her than a Chicken McNugget. Someone please send her over to my house. One-week of the lardy, salty sh*t that I call food and she’d fatten up alright. I’d get some good ol’ fashion Jamaican rice and chicken or some of my mamma’s Scary Arse Secret Recipe Stew in her and she’d bloat up like a motherphucker!
Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Splash News Online. Story Via OK magazine.
Dexter is one of my fav shows. Erm, that’s all I got
As always, your mere presence will suffice