David Boreanaz Rachel Uchitel Texts Revealed

Tiger Woods must have had a day off that day, as Rachel Uchitel actually found time during her whoring with married men to send these texts to David Boreanaz. I would imagine she needs to take pit stops in between whichever guys she’s sleeping with that day, and the men she’s cheating with would need to do the same. These are people, not robots (or animals… or some weird robot/ animal hybrid). They need to get some shut-eye to make sure they don’t pass out from their Olympic-standard cheating ways. Today, we are treated to the leaked text messages from married nearly nine years Boreanaz and his ex-mistress Rachel Uchitel. Sadly their not sexts, just texts back-and-forth. Uchitel distracts from her lack of morals by instead coming across as a whiny/ insecure.

Rachel Uchitel: “Just (bleeping) go and be with her.”
David Boreanaz: “Why do u act like such a (bleeping) child!!! She is my wife.”
Rachel Uchitel: “Oh, please!! … You’re such a liar. You’re never leaving. You’ve wasted my time and I’m once again alone.” She adds: “I can’t (bleeping) be alone anymore. I’ve been alone my entire life.”
Davis Boreanaz: “What the HELL are you talking about. We spend more than enough time together.”

Doesn’t this sound like commitment-free fun? I can see why Boreanaz sh-t all over his marriage so someone who wasn’t his wife could whine at him all day.

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