David Beckham knows the way to sell product is to wear too much product in his hair and stuff socks down his man panties. It’s how he used to sell product for Armani back through 2009 and it’s how he’s selling his own branded product for H&M. I guess he has his own range of underpants after being dropped by Armani for Cristiano Ronaldo (his wife was dropped for Megan Fox, who was dropped for Rihanna). In related news, Beckham flaked on a Paris Saint-Germain soccer contract so as not to uproot his family. He’ll continue to play for Galaxy in LA.
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