David Beckham can be seen as the “face” of Armani for their new range of underwear.
The designer brand have somewhat of a love-affair with the Beckham’s and this is one of many peectures which will prematurely awaken the sexuality of tweenagers everywhere. No, I’m not being a dirty b*tch again. The image above is set to be plastered, several stories high, across the front of department stores and billboards worldwide. The quarterly appearance of the soccer star’s multi-storey man-peen is as soothing and reassuring as anything else in life. In a world where we cannot count on our jobs, our spouses, or our access to hard liquor – we DO know that all we have to do is sit back and be patient and wait for a new Armani campaign. The designer Gods are kind of like the facilitators of some kind of erotic solar eclipse. The peen shots do not happen quite so frequently as we would like, nor should we ever look directly at them without the aid of the proper protective eyewear.
More new David Beckham Armani underwear pictures in the gallery.
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