Dane Cook’s Brother Is Greedy

Dane Cook’s brother/business manager was arrested yesterday, for stealing millions of dollars from the comedian [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

According to reports from TMZ:

Darryl McCauleym – who was in charge of Cook’s financial affairs since the 90s – was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery. Authorities say in one case, Dane’s bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account. McCauley will be arraigned tomorrow in Woburn District Court.

Could McCauleym not just steal cutlery or toilet roll from his family’s house, like a normal person? It was fairly obvious that he was not going to be able to sneak $3 million out from under Cook’s nose. That’s like trying to sneak peen out from under the nose of Parasite Hilton… it’s just not gonna fly, Mister!

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