Someone spent a buck fiddy and made a Cristiano Ronaldo statue out of Silly Putty. Sucks to be him. This over-size piece of trash looks nothing like him. This turd was pooped in Madrid, Spain, to advertise a certain sports brand. They undershot and would have been better off, realising the errors of their ways, just sticking a poster over its face. It’s not really a Ronaldo statue unless we can see the detail of his over-plucked eyebrows and his perfectly lubed cow’s lick. For what it’s worth, here’s some pictures of the shiny turd claiming to be a likeness of Armani underwear model, and famous football player, Christiano Ronaldo.
More photos of the real Cristiano Ronaldo and his stand-in below.
Image credit to Target/FAME Pictures.