I intended only to give her page a cursory glance for more information about the photos in this post. And what I found was this. This! The feed of married 16-year-old Courtney Stodden brags about her sex-life, being naked, working out in heels, baking in/ having sex in/ waking up in her bikini. Almost every tweet has a weirdly-sexual overtone. It’s the weirdest thing to read. I capped it, so you don’t have to risk child bride cooties by looking yourself. I’ll give you some examples. For something as innocuous as shopping, we get: ‘Just in from strolling the sexiest clothing shops in Hollywood. Mmm… who doesn’t love tantalizing wear? ;-x’ For dancing, we get: ‘Turned on some soft slow jams, lit a few candles & dimmed the lights; There’s this sensual energy in the air that is making me want to dance.’ For baking, we get: ‘Throwin on a white string bikini, fluffy light up bunny ears, 7in heels, & a rhinestone bow tie while bakin cookies.’ On being a whore, we get: ‘Just learned how to do the splits… Figured I’d need to know how to do that trick sooner or later! Who knew my legs were so flexible?! ;- )’ For applying lotion, we get: ‘Spreading Victoria’s Secret’s Love Spell lotion all over my smooth body. Mmm… So sensual… so sweet. This scent is delicious!’ For WTF ever this is, we get: ‘Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin’ my lips searchin’ for some nip! MEEEOWWW! ;- )’ On her ‘lover’ we get: ‘I love nothing more than staying in and enjoying a Saturday night with my lover! ;- ) Meow!’ Finally, for the bathing suit shoot, we get: ‘A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this afternoon. What a breathtaking morning it has been! ;- )’ These tweets are dotted amongst updates about time spent at church. Uhuh.