I intended only to give her page a cursory glance for more information about the photos in this post. And what I found was this. This! The feed of married 16-year-old Courtney Stodden brags about her sex-life, being naked, working out in heels, baking in/ having sex in/ waking up in her bikini. Almost every tweet has a weirdly-sexual overtone. It’s the weirdest thing to read. I capped it, so you don’t have to risk child bride cooties by looking yourself. I’ll give you some examples. For something as innocuous as shopping, we get: ‘Just in from strolling the sexiest clothing shops in Hollywood. Mmm… who doesn’t love tantalizing wear? ;-x’ For dancing, we get: ‘Turned on some soft slow jams, lit a few candles & dimmed the lights; There’s this sensual energy in the air that is making me want to dance.’ For baking, we get: ‘Throwin on a white string bikini, fluffy light up bunny ears, 7in heels, & a rhinestone bow tie while bakin cookies.’ On being a whore, we get: ‘Just learned how to do the splits… Figured I’d need to know how to do that trick sooner or later! Who knew my legs were so flexible?! ;- )’ For applying lotion, we get: ‘Spreading Victoria’s Secret’s Love Spell lotion all over my smooth body. Mmm… So sensual… so sweet. This scent is delicious!’ For WTF ever this is, we get: ‘Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin’ my lips searchin’ for some nip! MEEEOWWW! ;- )’ On her ‘lover’ we get: ‘I love nothing more than staying in and enjoying a Saturday night with my lover! ;- ) Meow!’ Finally, for the bathing suit shoot, we get: ‘A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this afternoon. What a breathtaking morning it has been! ;- )’ These tweets are dotted amongst updates about time spent at church. Uhuh.
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Is there a lame porn author randomiser she could be using? This sounds like Jackie Collins Babelfish.
I was also just wishing LeAnn Rimes would start writing more like this.
To read what this “CHILD” has to say is SAD, SAD, SAD. I believe from her messages that she was “SEXUALLY MOLESTED” and that is why she has issues and is sleeping with “GRAND-PA.” I wonder {wink* wink*} if her mother “PIMPED HER OUT” instead of educating her daughter. In any case, it is a embarrassment that his child is such a “CHEAP SLUT WITH NO TALENT AND NO DISCERNABLE FUTURE.” I actually pity this CHILD. She seems to believe she is pretty, talented and a triple threat to the entertainment industry. I believe the only ENTERTAINING SHE’LL BE DOING IS LAP DANCES IN FLOP JOINTS!
Yuck!!! She is weird.
@ Kate
Well put.
@ Jezi.
I couldn’t agree more.
Being only 16, (albeit this strange marriage) what else would you expect? Hell, when I first started having sex I didnt want to stop talking about it, I felt sexy and loved. It was a new thing but again, to read her 16 year old tweets.. yuck. At least when I was her age, internet didn’t exist, only my poor friends had to hear it.