Courtney Stodden and her creeper mole-man husband are still staging paparazzi photos with their shill agency. In these latest posed photos, for which they’ll have been paid roughly four or five-figures, Stodden is dressed as a slutty Mrs Claus to Dough Hutchison’s Santa. Because nothing’s sacred and she can no longer feel the cold. She’s basically giving a lap dance while keeping her legs at a 90-degree angle. Here’s the thing, I’m not trying to be mean… that’s a toned down explanation of what she’s doing. I wish I were kidding. The photos below include her spreadeagled wrapping her legs around Santa’s head. It’s even worse with audio. Stodden says she wants a ‘spanking’ for Christmas and Hutchison tells his wife: ‘You can slide down Santa’s chimney any time you like, young lady.’
That is seriously disgusting…and I have a strong stomach. It’s like Doug Hutchinson is just flaunting that he’s a gross child molester now. As annoying as Courtney is, I sort of feel bad for her. She will forever be known as dumb and skanky.