Before losing weight, before the fake tan that smeared over ALL THE THINGS, before discovering chicken cutlets and Victoria’s Secret, before the clear bra straps, before the stripper heels, before watching a lot of porn and then concealing a vibe somewhere about her person. The left and middle are photos of Courtney Stodden… before notoriety. The left picture was posted to Crazy Days and Nights, today, with only a mention that it was a Facebook photo shared by one of their own readers. It’s unclear how old Stodden was supposed to be. In the middle photo, shared on Awful Plastic Surgery, she’s purportedly 15-years-old at the time she competed in the Miss Washington pageant as Miss Ocean Shores. The photo on the right is more recent and is there for comparison. Semi-related, below is Anderson Cooper mocking Stodden’s whore uniform on RidicuList.
Wow, look how clean and nice she seems in that middle photo. Like a sweet kid. So sad and creepy how she’s changed.
I think all of the people saying she’s had a ton of work are wrong…sure, she’s clearly had a boob job, but the rest is just makeup, fake tan, hair dye and a ton of hairspray. Oh, and don’t forget acting bizarre and contorting your mouth into all kinds of weird shapes.
It’s true. She is 80% paint, 10% hair, and the rest is gristle, bone meal, and scar tissue.