Courtney Stodden turned 18-years-old August 29, 2012 and of course her birthday gifts were a planted story on E! News and four offers to star in an adult movie. Which would be the single quickest backslide into p*rn ever. She phoned into TMZ Live on her birthday to say she’s not making any decisions about having s*x with random dudes on camera until the family at least finishes her birthday cake. It would just be rude to admit she’s thrilled at the interest while her husband’s still eating his slice of cake and considering dumping her for being too old (FYI: they’re on reality show Couple’s Therapy faking relationship problems for money, months after calling it desperate, but they’re posing for birthday photos together because they have no real marital problems). Photos from her Twitter below.