Conan O’Brien made with the funnies when he called his NBC bosses a bunch of incompetent morons, live on air. It’s kind of like punching your boss in the face the day you quit your minimum wage job. Only way funnier. His monologue, embedded below, includes a mention of his Tonight Show Craigslist advert he posted last week. If you manage to watch the whole thing without peeing your pants with laughter, you’ll need to grab some Depends for this. He gave up on his craptastical network and put himself up on Craigslist too, under the Casual Encounters section. He lists himself as 6’4″, completely ripped, VERY Caucasian.
The full text from his second and much funnier Craigslist advert, selling himself.
- Tall, slender redhead available for nighttime recreation.
- 6’4″, completely ripped, VERY Caucasian.
- Drapes match the carpet.
- Currently homeless, must meet at your place.
- Can go a whole hour (with scheduled breaks every 7-10 minutes).
- Fatties welcome.
- Not afraid to take two people at once, and then a musical guest.
- NOTE: If you want me to perform after midnight, it’ll cost you!
Video of Conan O’Brien Tonight Show monologue, dissing his NBC douche bosses.
Image and story credit Craigslist.org thanks to The Huffington Post.
