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Christina Ricci’s Underboob is Looking at You

I’m stumped. I don’t even know any more. I’m pretty sure these celebrities are actually having meetings about how to push my buttons, and are flat-out trying to provoke me, at this point. I would take this as a personal challenge to write 500 words on the joys of underboob, but I’m tired and boob jokes are less funny when you have a pair yourself. All I will say is this, and it’s for your own safety: as with sentient weaves, you must never EVER look directly at someone’s under boob.

Photos show Ricci at the closing gala for Marina Abramovic’s MOMA show, Tues..

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6 Comments

  1. halfbrown says:

    LOL! It almost looks like a smiley face in the first picture.

    1. :) …okay… so her boobs are perhaps making a smiley face at my readers too. Jolly good.

  2. Haha Amy, I think it depends on weather you are male or female, when you look at boobs. Males do not have boobs, so it does interest most of them. Me? I am not a boobs man, but I do appreciate a good pair of boobs from time to time. A pair of good legs, more my forte.
    This picture, I think that dress is interesting, but not flattering, or should I say the top half, the bottom half is not bad as it allows her to display a pair of average shaped legs…. I must say I would not have recognized her, she looks completely different from all the pics I have ever seen of her.
    Maybe she should have a serious talk with her stylist…..oh and her hair dresser, that was a sh*tty job.
    Colin.

    1. Yeah – I think someone had a fight with her stylist before hitting the red carpet… just sayin’.

  3. I just, I don’t, I can’t. I am, uh, lost.

    Yes, they are taunting you, of this I am certain. Put together underboob with an absolutely hideous outfit that looks like a giant cardboard and lace puzzle, and one would think the only place for possible relief was the shoes.

    But NOOOOOOOOO – it is another version of the open-toed high heeled sandal-boot that makes all of my grey matter melt and sizzle.

    How are you not blind yet?

    1. Yes, they are taunting you, of this I am certain.

      I KNEW IT!

      How are you not blind yet?

      I squint a lot, while I’m blogging. It protects my fragile eyes.