The Dirty Comforters ™ of Christina Hendricks will never be contained by your feeble, human swimsuits. But I guess that’s the cost you pay for having preternaturally large breasts that often appear to be several times larger than your head. In the most amusing first world problem since Eva Mendes bemoaned being too sexy, today we learn that Hendricks can’t stuff her goods into most bathing suits. ‘It’s really hard to find a bathing suit if you have breasts,’ she told Lucky’s August 2011 issue, in which she admits sketching her own designs to combat the problem. ‘You either get smooshed down or there’s no support… I have to be careful about my proportions and keep it simple. What works for me is structure and something that shows my waist.’ There’s a second photo below.