Here’s another photo of Christina Hendricks, far right, from Playboy magazine’s July 1999 issue. These are photos from Playboy’s non-titty/ practise blog, TheSmokingJacket.com. They and Playboy’s Twitter asked, ‘Who is the famous actress in this photo from 1999′. It’s Hendricks, of Mad Men, minus about 75% of her breasts. I actually added one photo to the ‘Celeb Snax’. I was going to go back to my crack pipe and call it a day. However, after reading the same on Gawker.com, it turns out there are two shots. Above is the second, of someone with average-size breasts, who Jesus himself assures me is Hendricks. She’s one of the women who surrounds a guy who’s taken some kind of tanning pill in suppository form. I’m kind of freaked out by how orange the guy is, and his thigh muscles, and his tiny man panties. I’m even more freaked out by Hendricks’ wig and where on Earth the woman’s breasts disappeared to. Unless they had someone worked to death, on the then 24-year-old’s (now age 35) notoriously top-heave frame. Small children count on those things for shade on hot Summers’ days. Who’d be so cruel as to airbrush them away? Oh, unless she had a boob job (done by a plastic surgeon who earned himself a huge muffin basket).