Christina Applegate is pregnant and pole dancing for this Funny or Die video.
Christina Applegate is pole dancing. She’s also pregnant; as is that pole, after that routine (that’s how inanimate objects become pregnant… right? I missed about 50% of my schooling, being otherwise busy and buried up to my ass in coke. So, I have no idea where those baby things come from). The 39-year-old actress is working it, surrounded by other pregnant women. And pregnant poles. And you better not watch, lest you fall pregnant too (men, that includes you).
