Christina Aguilera and her ever-shrinking mommy-boobies were out for dinner at L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London last night.
Poor boobies, they look like they are suffocating in there…
You let them out for some fresh air this instant, you here me young lady!
We are cruelty-free on this blog. And, that includes cruelty to celebrity cleavage, dumb animals, Cheetos and everything in between.
As an aside, is anyone else wondering whether Aguilera actually ever takes the time, of an evening, to strip away the days layers of tanner? I only ask as it looks like she has a good few coats going on there. Nice.
Um, Chrissy (and all the other fake-baked wh*res out there), you may wanna akshully take a break between all the Mystic Tans and bathing in tubs full of bronzer… Give the previous months worth some time to bed in. Otherwise, you may end up in the same sticky predicament as Brit Brit, Cheeto coloured!
