Christina Aguilera sparked mock-pregnancy rumours at the 2010 AMAs. At this Sunday’s awards, the singer appeared to have gianed further weight; gain particularly noticeable since she filed for divorce from her husband, Jordan Bratman. Perhaps, and I’m guessing, it’s a reaction to the stress of the same and being able to eat a sammich after slimming for her Burlesque role. On stage, Aguilera wore one of the night’s many figure-hugging, glittery numbers. In black lace-up knee-high boots, predictable fish nets, and a black leotard covered in glitter and lies, she performed the theme from Burlesque, Express; the song I only liked when I didn’t have to look at the accompanying visual (which is still the case). For the record, the ‘pregnancy news’ above is a mock post…but they’re hardly the only ones to notice how pregnanty the 29-year-old has been looking.
Christina Aguilera American Music Awards Express (Burlesque) performance.
It didn’t escape my radar-sharp eye that she gained weight in the most tell-tale of all pregnancy rumor areas…the udders.
Xtina has never had titties that big. She’s hardly had titties at all! Now, unless Cher took her to see her recycling man, something’s germinating and it’s bloating her box.