Christian Bale Esquire UK cover for June 2009 and another promotional shot.
Christian Bale can be seen above on the cover of Esquire UK June 2009 issue. The actor, 35, shot a cover and gave the magazine an interview in which he discusses the famous ‘Terminator Salvation’ rant.
I had to look back to check, but I think I kept the last post I did on him pretty clean. My irrational hunger for all things Señor Bale has grown significantly since that time, and so I will wipe off the puddin’ from my keyboard and attempt to keep it as non-disgusting as I can.
The ‘Dark Knight’ actor’s words can be seen below but, before we get to that, can we just take a second to indulge. Pedo-beard and (very) weathered skin taken into adequate account, this may be the most astonishingly sexy man walking the face of the earth.
Not even his hideous penchant for cargo pants and flip flops can distract from his steely gaze. My homie homes described the look adequately when talking about Slim Shady, and I paraphrase, “He looks like he would strangle me while we were having sex”. Indeed. Not that I engage in that kind of tomfoolery (nor does she), but that is precisely what I should imagine it would be like to lay down in bed with him minutes before I ate him alive, picked clean his bones and tossed his remains on the pile along with the carcasses of Eyebrows Crawford of Gossip Girl, Josh Hairnet and Jakey Poo.
My hands are trembling from trying (and failing) to cover up how unfathomably horny this man makes me. I think I actually broke a light sweat just from writing the post title. So, anyway, shall we get back to business.
Christian Bale shot some utterly ridiculous photos (top right and below) and also gave an interview with Esquire UK June 2009 issue, which goes on sale tomorrow in England.
As has been pointed out before, he does not have ONE mellow bone in his entire body. Sexy.
Bale expands on his infamous four-minute tirade on the set of “Terminator: Salvation,” caught on tape and transmitted across the globe earlier this year. “It’s not excusable what I did. I went way overboard. A lot of it was to do with the scene we were doing and stupid as it may sound to a lot of people, my character was going through a great deal in that particular scene. The person on the receiving end is a grown man. Believe me, he really wasn’t fazed by it.”
But Bale says he’s not making excuses. ”Like I said, I had it coming. It should never have been recorded. It was recorded for jollies. But I’m not trying to cover up. So there’s not embarrassment in that I wanted to keep it hidden. I’d done it in front of a whole lot of people. I take full responsibility for it. I’ve never said anything different. I’m not blaming it on anything. I took it a bit too far.”
Bale plays it a little more close to the vest when it comes to the alleged hotel assault involving his sister and mother that landed him being questioned for four hours in a police station on the eve of the European premiere of “The Dark Night” last July. “I just think it’s a family matter. That’s the end of it. I will not take part in this gossip nation, you know?” (via Fox News)
I like hawt assholes and therefore I like Christian Bale. Haha. He does look mad scary fug on the cover tho.
Though I am tempted to immediately turn my back on anyone who ever speaks an ill word about Señor Bale, this I shall let slide my darling, as you are quite right.
“My homie homes described the look adequately when talking about Slim Shady, and I paraphrase, “He looks like he would strangle me while we were having sex”. Indeed.”
ROFLMAO
Many many years ago, I pointed out an exceptionally attractive man to a coworker. She looked at me in astonishment. “HIM?” she said.
“Yeah! Look at him!” I replied.
“Elayne! My God! He looks like he’d beat you up in a dark alleyway!”
“I know!”
Fortunately two abusive marriages have honed my radar somewhat, and I now find myself more attracted to the man who looks like he’d go to the store for tampons and ice cream, and fill up the gas tank on the way home.
But that “Dark Side” attraction is still a powerful force… for instance, I find Vladimir Putin incredibly sexy, and he looks like he’d strangle you *before* having sex with you.
(Something about Christian Bale reminds me uncomfortably of Tom Cruise, though, so…)
Sorry to hear about your troubled past with men again, seems we both share a weakness for bad boys to some degree. (Also thank you for informing me I have the ability to make you “ROFLMAO”)
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No-one but Christian Bale has the ability to turn me into a jibbering wreck !!!! I go weak just catching a glimpse of him. Pure hypontic ! Pure magical !
Marianne – thanks for the comment, me too!