Chris Brown is so entirely sorry for his beating of Rihanna and utterly contrite in the manner in which he is going about serving his ridiculous sentence for the crime, that he can only just find the time in his day to squeeze in Twitter.
In the last few days Brown has been on his social network, talking to his fans and expressing his deep regret for beating his ex-girlfriend, whom his own mother said was like family.
He has said that as an act of contrition he will now stick this carnivourous earwig into his ear… okay, he did nothing of the sort and I’ve been watching too much Family Guy. He is as sorry as I am able to spell-check a whole post without slipping into a coma.
The singer has been doing nothing, NOTHING so bold as apologise on his Twitter, as he’s too busy telling fans about the launch of his album and sharing photos of his mega-millions mansion.
- Chris Brown on Twitter talking about finishing his album: Graffiti!!!! Coming soon…. Just finished it. Hands down my best album. That’s all I’ma give away right now.
Brown then took to sharing some candids of himself, his car collection and dog on the site. Those who want to wallow in self-loathing and question why the singer gets to live in luxury rather than suffer are advised to click frantically below.
Wow, he sure digs himself, doesn’t he? His dog looks more apologetic than he does! And a whole heap nicer, poor dog. In my 23 years of police detective experience, once a women beater, always a women beater, and I’d bet my bottom dollar that he will do it again, if not to her, to someone else. Mark my words!
Colin.
He has a super high opinion of himself. He’ll do it again and his moron fans who keep saying his “apology” means all should be forgiven, will forgive him the next time he does it too. Pathetic.